1. mcnugget-monarch:

    when you accidentally say internet Bowser instead of Browser 

    image

    (via thepythagorian)

     
  2. sassy-satan666:

    unmutekurloz:

    raspberryskittles:

    dion-thesocialist:

    isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

    yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

    Yes.

    (via thepythagorian)

     
  3. (Source: bneezy, via thepythagorian)

     
  4. (Source: kpfun, via burnawaythedarkness)

     

  5. considerablybigben:

    *puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

    (via burnawaythedarkness)

     
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  7. trill-out:

    anal-gangbang:

    its impossible for me not to reblog this.

    HAHAHAHA

    (via burnawaythedarkness)

     

  8. alicemurphys:

    duhmayo:

    baruchobramowitz:

    "Hello Professor,

    I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

    Thank you,
    Student”

    "Student,

    ok

    -bill”

    yo seriously

    (via wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs)

     
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  10. stunningpicture:

    Was playing around with my camera and some broken glass, and I captured this. (OC)

    (via oxeanvibes)

     
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  12. cumsock:

    put this sticker on my ass

    (via mermaids-n-stuff)

     
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  14. confusedtree:

    utopia-shangrila:

    confusedtree:

    In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

    Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

    SURPRISE

    image

    HAHAHAHA

    KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK

    (via thefuuuucomics)

     
  15. hazeeeyy:

    Me toward every single thing

    (Source: mindpalaceprincess, via warmhumanmagic)