thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.


twofingerswhiskey:

reichenbachtrip:

chaiteaprincess:

sofakeitsfox:

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

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yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.

then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions


totheinternetandbeyond:

I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home

avengette:

a-study-in-butts:

brooklynfondue:

So i did this thing on tumblr with my mom and these are the results

pirates of hawaii

your mom made an attempt


imaginethebutts:

me in math class

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bakingcheesebuns:

when u go to pee and unexpectedly start your period 

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molebucks:

the first episode of the season is always awkward bc of the way they namedrop and stuff for new people or to remind people. like when you talk to your dad are you like “i, jaime of house lannister, the one they call kingslayer, who lost his hand also our symbol is the lion and we are rich and the king”

fussyfangss:

teamshercock:

utilitarianthings:

'Book on Bookis a transparent paperweight that holds down the pages of a novel. It keeps the pages from flipping and allows the user to eat, drink, or sit back while reading.

protect the book from ur tears


meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away